When my son was 20 months, we were talking a bath together. We had the lights off, because we were using those glow sticks that kids love so much. My ultra-hairy husband apparently hadn't cleaned the drain after he got out, so there was a hair clog floating in the water. My son picked it up and said "What's this??" I tried to explain it, but he interupted me and said really slowly, in a high pitched voice - "I think.......... it's a piece................ of your 'gina."
Cutest kid in the world!!!
2007-03-15 13:47:04 · 23 answers · asked by Jilly 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
One of the 3 little boys I nanny for calls me "My Ann" when he talks about me. He is 2. He says "My daddy, my mommy, my brothers, and my Ann."
Also when he tells me something I say "Really?" and he says "Weally." very seriously.
2007-03-15 13:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Ann 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
My 2.5yr daughter thought it would be a good idea to share with all the other kids at the playground that her mummy has a hairy fanny.... they all laughed (as they were a lot older than she was) and lets just say I got a lot of sideways looks after that. My 4yr old daughter also asked a serious question. She wanted to know what Grandad looked like when he was a man?
2007-03-15 15:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my 6 yo was about 2, she tasted Eggnog for the first time. The bottle had a snowman on it. We didn't think anything more about it. Then about 2 weeks later we were in the store and she asked "can we get some snowman milk mommy?" I looked at her father, then her and said,"honey, can you show me what snowman milk is?" She nodded and then proceeded to watch carefully as we walked through the store. When we got to the dairy and she spotted the Eggnog, she SCREAMED at the top of her lungs..." MOMMY THE SNOWMAN MILK>>THE SNOWMAN MILK." Needless to say everyone turned around around to look at us. I reached over and picked up the bottle of eggnog and she smiled so brightly. Then out of nowhere she says, " Mommy, daddy said he had to milk cows when he was little to get milk. How do they milk snowmen??" There were about 10 people near us and they were all laughing and waiting to hear the answer. I never did get around to answering that one. lol.
2007-03-15 13:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by Melanie A 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My 3 3 hundred and sixty 5 days old twins are a persevering with source of entertainment for me. they have the two those days grow to be all for Mirrors, they love making faces and searching at themselves interior the mirror. the different day i grow to be interior the bathing room drying my hair and my daughter Cara grow to be interior the room with me. The door grow to be closed and on the back of the door we've an entire length mirror which Cara grow to be (of path) completely absorbed in. So i ended drying my hair and opened the door to pass away the room to stumble on my different little woman Bambi status on the different part of the door. The look on Cara's face grow to be priceless as she attempted to be certain if she grow to be nevertheless looking interior the mirror or at her sister. additionally, yet another one i assumed-approximately. At one factor we've been having some subjects with Bambi and Cara staying of their own beds at nighttime. Cara grow to be person-friendly, she gave in fairly rapidly and stayed in her own mattress. Bambi on the different hand grow to be having a perplexing time and after she had gotten away from mattress and had us positioned her back some situations she grow to be crying like mad. i grow to be looking at from the place they could no longer see me and hastily Cara have been given up away from mattress and went over and lay down next to her sister and hugged her and stated, "that's ok sister" i ought to have cried, it grow to be so candy!
2016-09-30 23:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son was three, his birthfather had abused him durng their last visitations. My fiance was walking him home from daycare, when my son looked up at him and asked" you be my daddy now?" Up to this point we had let the children call him what they felt comfortable with. Since that day they have both called him daddy, and have never seen the birthfather again. But they both know of him.
2007-03-16 02:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by laceywat1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my step-daughter was about 2 we bought her a giant simba balloon at the mall that she had been trying to bite all day. We (myself and my ex) kept telling her not to that she was gonna pop it and sure enough that night she was watching (what else) the lion king when we hear the pop. We both turn to look at her and she has this completely hilarious look on her face and then she turned to us and said "i killed him" then she started to tear up a little because she geniuenly felt bad... we couldn't help but laugh as we comforted her.
2007-03-15 13:59:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♡ kalila♡ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember. My kids say the cutest things all the time.
If I don't write it down, I forget before you know it.
Edit: I just remembered... I was putting my 2 year old in the bath, as her older brother was getting out. She looked at his penis and said, "mommy, patrick's finger..."
2007-03-15 13:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by limendoz 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol, just last night my 5 yr old was helping me make sloppy joes and she leaned over to look at the meat, sat back, looked atm e and said "Mama, that looks hideous" lol. She's a very picky eater and don't like meat but it made me laugh so hard...
2007-03-16 08:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Melba 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nephew at 3 said Dump Truck, but the "p" in Dump was silent, and the "TR" in truck sounded like and F
Dumb _uck
We were shocked, but then could not help ourselves from laughing!
2007-03-15 23:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Back in 1966, when my son was 3 years old, he had contrfacted an intestinal virus and had diarrhea. I heard him in the bathroom screaming to me...."Mom, my butt just threw up". I didn't want to laugh at him because it really frightened him but it struck me as sooooo funny!
2007-03-15 13:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by YoungAtHeart 1 · 7⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I were playing monopoly the other day and my almost 2 year old daughter wanted to play, well we let her roll the dice and when she did, she yelled out "woohoo" It was so cute!
2007-03-15 14:12:16 · answer #11 · answered by I smile because of them ♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋