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If your wrong, and I'm right, then Satan loves me and gives me 72 chocolate bars.

2007-03-15 13:42:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

right, you'd have nothing to lose,

2007-03-15 13:48:52 · update #1

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Well, if you're right and your dark master rewards you with a place in hell, and if I'm wrong and I get punished by being sent to hell -- then I'll see you there!

Heads you win, tails I lose, and we both end up in the same place. Sounds like religion to me.

2007-03-15 13:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Only 72 candy bars to last for an eternity in Hell? What a rip off.

2007-03-15 20:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bob L 2 · 0 0

Chocolate and beer are two of the very few ways the Wager might work with me. And Satan would know that.

2007-03-15 20:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by Sookie 6 · 0 0

Pascals Wager in reverse Mayor? I'll see your 72 bars and raise you high to 105.

2007-03-15 21:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0 0

Then I guess it's safer for me to believe you are right. That way, if you are, I get 72 chocolate bars. If you're wrong, I don't lose.

Can I drink to this?

2007-03-15 20:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by KS 7 · 0 0

Loving Satan is like loving an unrepentent alcoholic. You can forgive him for being bad and continue to love him, but you just can't live with him. Of course, another feature of this sort of relationship is its unrequited nature. Satan wouldn't necessarily love those who love him. It isn't in his contract!

2007-03-16 00:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0 0

If you love Satan,in return he will give you the gift of his home, HELL. And no chocolate is their except melted.

2007-03-15 20:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by rockinweazel 4 · 0 0

you'll get fat, and unhealthy and your body is a temple and you should respect it... anyway I dislike Satan immensly. I dont Hate him because God says that its wrong to hate anyone, and so I suppose that includes Satan. I never want anything to do with Satan!!!

2007-03-15 20:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by joeyfarlz 3 · 0 0

You do know that those chocolate bars will melt instantaneously in Hell, don't you? Seems like a pretty stupid trade-off to me, but then what do I know?

2007-03-15 20:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by D.L. Miller 3 · 0 0

mr. silly one. call me racist, but im just saying what i believe in, so PLEASE dont report abuse. if you read the Bible, you would know that satin is the devil and tries to drag everyone to hell. meanwhile, the good guy, God, is trying to save people from hell and brinng them up int heaven. and who knows, when you die and if you go to heaven GOD may give you the 72 chocolate bar :)

2007-03-15 20:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by -not telling- 2 · 0 0

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