...dont do a cartwheel or you will kick the moon out of orbit and hows the weather up there? i need some new and funny jokes. thanks
2007-03-15 13:27:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jeez people back off she ASKS me if ive come up with anything shes a sophmore and im a freshman and were what you call FRIENDS
2007-03-15 13:32:39 · update #1
wow you guys are obviously judging without all the facts. she always laughs and calls me short im not giving her a hard time everytime i see her in the hall shes like so..whats your latest tall joke? we have been best friends since 7th grade
2007-03-15 13:41:49 · update #2
I think you shouldn't tease this girl about her height. It's not like she can help being tall. Grow up and stop being a bully.
2007-03-15 13:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't know any and if I did, I wouldn't tell you. People who make fun of others do it to take attention away from themselves and their own faults...which is what you're doing. The girl couldn't help being born tall, like you couldn't help being born with whatever your problem is. Your "jokes" are pure corn and to continue giving this girl a hard time is just nasty and pathetic
2007-03-15 13:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
skyscraper
jolly green giant
shack says no!
ask her if she gets nose bleeds
often ask her if she needs your jacket (coldness like in mountains)
Ask her if she feels light-headed because the air gets thinner the higher up you are.
Yo mama so tall, she can take a star from the sky and write your name on it
Your so tall that when you trip on a rock you hit your head on the moon.
Your so tall that when you tripped in Michigan you hit your head in Florida.
Your so tall, you need an extended toilet brush to wipe your bottom.
Your so tall the giraffes are attracted to you.
Your so tall you can pac Shaq... when he's on an airplane.
Your so tall you look like a lollipop with the sun up on yo head.
Your so tall people ask you for the daily forecast
Your so tall people climb you as a challenge.
Your so tall that when it rains your the first one to know
your momma so tall she can walk across USA in 3 steps.
Your momma so tall she was scouted for the NBA when she was 10 but they couldn't sign her up cos she couldn’t fit in the stadium.
Your momma so tall it takes 2 hours for her to bend over.
You are so tall that you can walk across the Atlantic ocean without getting your hair wet.
you are so tall that you killed a bird in the air when you dance.
you are so tall that you can warn of oncoming astroids
you so tall that you need telescope to read books.
some of them are sort of mean....it is up 2 you if you want to use them or which ones that you use..... I like me2's answers!
2007-03-15 13:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by Rae-May 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure she's tall or are you really short.How about you stop teasing her it's not her fault she's tall
2007-03-15 13:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
-tell her custodian is looking for her. they need the lights
changed in the A-wing of the school
-Tell her her new job is to dust the tops of the exit signs.
-Something about if she hits her head into the exit signs she
will have tixe written across her forehead
-I can recognize you anywhere by your knees
-She should crawl so that more people can see her pretty eyes
-if it snows ask her if she could clean the snow off of the roof
of your house
-tell her she should wear ear muffs and a scarf to stay warm
up there
-ask her if her knees go up higher than her ears when she sits down
-how many steps does she take to do the 100yd dash? 2?
that's enough. don't be mean.
2007-03-15 14:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Me2 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does she like the tall jokes? Because i am pretty sure i would get sick of them. So therefore i wont tell you my tall joke.
2007-03-15 13:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by shepp959 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're so mean! i'm tall and if you did that to me i would like, beat you up. STOP IT! you make her feel bad. she's probably already annoyed by being tall anyway.
2007-03-15 13:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet she hates your puny short buutt.
2007-03-15 13:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by moonrose777 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Call her "skyscraper". Thats what I call this gay 6'0" tall 7th grader at my school. And it makes him sooooooooo mad.
2007-03-15 13:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Tree™ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋