2007-03-15 13:20:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL....now that's outrageous!
2007-03-15 13:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by buttercup 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is not the way Satan operates. He uses false religions. You need to tell them that they need to join you, give you all their money, worship you, and give you all the hot chicks. If you knock on enough doors, you will get someone to follow.
The leaders of the great Satan cults in history had lots of money and hot chicks, so this is where you could start. If you are gay, you will have to modify this a bit.
2007-03-15 13:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three reasons, mayor:
(1) You're poking them with a plastic pitchfork;
(2) You're proselytizing about a deity most people either think is evil, non-existent, or both;
(3) You have a mostly empty bottle of coconut flavored rum in your hand.
2007-03-15 13:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So this is how you become a top contributor huh? Just writing useless,stupid questions so people can get 2 points.
OK I'll take the 2 points..God Bless you...
2007-03-15 13:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dixie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think stupid? If you're that smart, you'd know Satan is evil, the lord of the damned, and destroyer of humans.
2007-03-15 13:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by Chris C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start using the doorbell. Who knocks anymore honestly?
2007-03-15 13:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by johngrobmyer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well maybe cos thats kinda FREAKY! i would also give you a funny look if you knocked on my door and said that! then id close the door and lock it very quickly!
2007-03-15 13:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I can only imagine what people would say to you of you did that! LOL. Next time try dressing up in a white suit.
2007-03-15 13:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Bridghid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Satan isn't the one true Savior. The Lord Jesus Christ is! He cares for you and loves you! Maybe you should go to your nearest church and ask them these questions.
2007-03-15 13:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by xoLoveMaexo 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Probably because of Christians made up idea of evil as their savior is not their cup of tea.
2007-03-15 13:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because you interrupted Wheel Of Fortune
2007-03-15 13:22:47 · answer #11 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋