Two drunks were in a bar with their dogs, arguing about who had the best, baddest, dog. Finally one guy said, "Man! If you keep giving me anymore sh*t about that old yellow dog you got, I'll just turn my Pit Bull BUCK on him like a fly on sh*t!" "Well, said the old man, "I wouldn't do that if I were you" So the guy really got hot and shouted, "Git him BUCK!!!" And this bad *** pit bull jumped up and "pounced on" that ole yellow dog. Then the yellow dog open his mouth and bit the head off of the pit bull!!!
"Goshhhhhh , maaaaaaaaaaaan, what kinda dog IS THAT????asked the man. "Well, he WAS a gator 'fore I cut off his tail and painted him yellow!!!"
2007-03-15 13:10:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! OMIGOSH!!! ROFL!!!
...That is one man you DO NOT wanna mess with... ;)
...And one "DOG" you don't wanna mess with... xD
2007-03-15 19:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 11:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... I guess that's where Hillary Clinton gets her smooth skin from!
2007-03-16 10:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋