A guy decided it was time to introduce his blonde girlfriend to the great outdoors, so he takes her hunting for the weekend.
They were pretty deep into the woods when he began to have horrible pains in his chest! The blonde began to panic ... "Are you alright? Are you alright?" But suddenly, the guy finally grabs his chest and falls over. Just before his eyes close he manages to mumble, "Call 911"
The blonde frantically grabbed the phone and dials the 911 operator. "You've got to help me," she screamed into the phone, "My boyfriend has had a terrible heart attack and he's not breathing! I'm here in the woods all alone and I think he's dead!"
The 911 operator goes, "Okay, you've got to calm down. I'm going to tell you everything you need to do."
"But I think he's dead!" she continued to scream.
"Okay ... before I can tell you what to do you need to calm down. Can you lay the phone down and make sure he's dead, then come back to the phone?"
The blonde screams into the phone, "Okay okay! Hold on ..."
There was silence on the line for a moment and then the 911 operator hears a loud "KABLAM!"
The blonde comes back on the line and says, "Okay, he's dead. What now?"
2007-03-15 13:08:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow 1 to 10
YOU ARE AN 11!!!
2007-03-16 08:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by A. RMZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 04:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..but everybody knows that blondes can't find the "11" button on the phone, it only goes up to 9.
2007-03-16 02:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by §ilver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing whilst im`e typing this, 10/10, brilliant
2007-03-15 13:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard a different version on here the other day but still funny...
2007-03-15 13:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 9/10.
2007-03-15 13:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. Spike Milligan said it first. God Rest His Soul.
by the way did you know that the epitaph he requested for his headstone was ' I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL!' pure genius......
2007-03-15 13:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Fran G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a 4.
2007-03-15 13:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i read that to my friend on the phone we both laughed
2007-03-15 13:13:04 · answer #9 · answered by thehottestveganever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny.
2007-03-15 13:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋