The Thief and the parrot.?
A thief was robbing a house, when he heard an eeiry noise saying, "Whooooooooo Jesus is going to get you!" "Whooooooooo Jesus is going to get you" The thief was suddenly frozen looking around for where the sound was coming from. Then when he saw the parrot cage, he sighed, and continued stealing, saying to himself, "Whew, it was only a "parrot!"
Then he came upon a large door. When he opened it, there sat a huge German Shepherd, growling with clenched, snarling teeth. At that moment the parrot said, "GET HIM JESUS!!!"
2007-03-15 13:05:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ARE YOU RETARDED?
2007-03-15 13:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Adversity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. HAHA heard that.. Its hillarious.. But the one I heard was:
The Parrot was saying "Jesus is watching you" he repeats it three times, while the thief looks where the sound was coming from, he sees the bird cage at the corner, then the thief asks the parrot "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Noah," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Noah?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
Hehe.. kinda same :P
2007-03-15 20:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Parrot and the Thief?
2007-03-15 20:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by Lala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2007-03-15 20:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! jesus is the dog!! thats funny!
2007-03-15 20:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-15 20:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by chocolateknight69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!!!
2007-03-15 20:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing!!!
2007-03-15 20:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Zabes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋