What is the most embarrasing thing you had happen?

Question

I was having sex and then I had diarhorria and I crapped all over my wife and in my bed. It was coming out really really fast too.

I was devorced and I got done for a sexual assalt and sent to jail for 6 years.
My mother and father also disowned me.

I then attempted suicide and survived with a broken leg (I jumped off a 4 story flat).

What's you most imbarresing moment?

Answer 1

I was on jury duty when this happened.

I used the bathroom, and tucked my skirt into my pantyhose, so my butt was showing. LUCKILY, I had a slip on - but still............ how embarrassing!!
When the jury was dismissed for the day, I walked out of the courtroom, past the attorneys, judge, and defendant, down the hall, in the elevator, down 1/2 a city street, and was almost to the parking lot, when someone rolled down their window and said "Uh...... Ma'am............. uh......... your skirt............." and they pointed at my butt.

AND, I had to go back the next day. Mortifying!!!

(I almost believed all of yours, but not quite. The first one is the best!!)

Answer 2

I cut the cheese pretty loud in church I mean really loud, like a large firework going off.

Answer 3

The worst embarrasing I ever had was when my gf ignored me completely without giving any reasons whatsoever.

Answer 4

I pooped my pants once during a job interview.

Answer 5

I pissed my pants in 2nd grade

Answer 6

cant top that one!

Answer 7

Man, it sucks to be you....

Answer 8

you are an idiot