One day, a blonde decided to wear her new miniskirt to work. She takes the bus to work, but on this day, she couldn't get on the bus, because her skirt was too tight.
Finally, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little bit. She tried and tried again to get on the bus, but couldn't. She reached back and unzipped it a little more. She tried as hard as she could, but still couldn't get on. She reached back and unzipped her skirt as far as it could go, but she still was not able to step onto the bus.
Finally, a man behind her picked her up and put her on the first step of the bus. The blonde was very mad. She turned around quickly and asked him, "What gives you the right to touch me?" The man replied, "Well, lady, since you're the one reaching back and unzipping my fly, I should say that gives me a great reason!"
2007-03-15 12:57:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, just love your blonde jokes, brilliant 10/10 and a star, keep posting
2007-03-15 13:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. 10/10
2007-03-15 22:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case your skirt is extra effective than 10 inches above the middle of your knee, then i think of its too short...if its no longer then you ought to be nice the way u defined it, it sort of feels like this colour will seem suited against your epidermis have relaxing this night! stable success! desire I helped! digital mail me if u have to any extent further questions...my digital mail must be on my profile
2016-10-18 11:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! stupid blonde! thats funny! I hope all blondes aren't like that, but some ppl, like me are like that 2 sometimes!
2007-03-15 13:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-15 13:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one LeFemme!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-03-15 13:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahaha.
Good one.
2007-03-15 13:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh that was so funny
2007-03-15 13:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by Missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflol
heard it b4 once
but its still funny
2007-03-15 13:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by hellomynameisrickb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha I like it xx
2007-03-15 13:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋