This Preacher had a parrot he wanted to sell. So when a potential buyer came over, and inquired about the price, the Preacher said, "Five Hundred Dollars!" (very matter-of-factly) "Five Hundred Dollars??" shrieked the man. "Why so much???" "Well", said the Preacher, "He's a "special parrot" "What's so special about him?" asked the man.
The Preacher said, "Pull his right leg". With that the man pulled, and the Parrot said, "Our Father Who art in Heaven...etc." "WOW" exclaimed the man. "Can he do anything else? "Sure" said the Preacher. "Pull his left leg". So the man pulled his left leg, and the Parrot said, "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want....etc.
"WOW" exclaimed the man. "What happens if I pull BOTH his legs???" Then the Parrot said, "If you pull both my legs...I'll break your fricccken neck!!!"
2007-03-15 12:55:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heh heh heh! I don't think thats a bible verse... :)
2007-03-15 13:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhaha.... dam!!! :P look at this ones: 3 young ones come all the way down to the kitchen and sit down around the breakfast table. the mummy asks the oldest boy what he’d want to devour. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says. the mummy is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle infant what he needs. "nicely, i guess that leaves more beneficial ******’ French toast for me," he says. She is furious, smacks him, and sends him away. ultimately she asks the youngest son what he needs for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "yet I truthfully don’t want the ******’ French toast." *-Joe and Dave are searching at the same time as Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cellular telephone and blurts, "My buddy basically dropped useless! What ought to I do?" a calming voice at the different end says, "do not problem, i visit help. First, enable's make certain he's truly useless." After a short silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "ok," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?" haha :P bye chuffed christmas
2016-12-02 01:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that you've pulled both our legs and the wool over our eyes..... what's the question?
2007-03-15 12:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 9/10!
2007-03-15 13:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! haha.. thats clever
2007-03-15 13:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. =)
2007-03-15 13:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-03-15 13:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was so funny
2007-03-15 13:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Missy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-03-15 13:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sOMEbODY SHOULD BREAK YOUR NECK BOY FOR TELLING SUCH HORRIBLE JOKES
2007-03-15 13:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by Adversity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋