{finish the short story}
it was a hot summer day in the woods. it was just me, my crush, and my best friend. it was a normal, boring day, three teens bored and actully ready to go back to school. we were....when then...........................
2007-03-15 12:43:02 · 8 answers · asked by music ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..............a group of wild baboons appeared, the males took my and my best friend to have thier way with us while the females fought to have their share with my crush. Nine months later I and my best friend gave birth to hairy babies while park rangers reported that several human babies with tails were seen in the trees, swinging in the branches
2007-03-16 01:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of a sudden and out of nowhere a huge bolt of lightening came cracking down and struck the tree to the right of us. The canopy of the woods was so thick none of us had noticed the dark storm clouds swirling above us. The tree burst into flames and split in two, crashing to the ground pinning my two companions. I could hear my crush, screaming for help. I ran over to where he lied, pale, sweating, tears pouring down his cheeks. I called out to my friend. No respone. My heart bubbled up into the back of my throat as I called out again and was greeted by a deafening silence, slowly being over powered by the burning and crackling of the tree still burning.
2007-03-15 20:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by smile_girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were just about to do a three way make-out session when a super hot guy ran out, naked from the waist up. then I ran after him forgetting about my best friend and crush, that guy was way hotter than the guy I liked but he was married, so I went back to my crush and best friend (they r both guys) and we had our makeout session...
Hey! I'm being creative here!?
2007-03-15 19:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were talking when........ out of nowhere we were ambushed by a pack of wild, rabid... Asians. And then Jesus fell from the sky with Chris Farley and they fended off the Asian attackers with their ugly sticks. And then, my best friend (who's a girl), and my crush ascend to heaven with Jesus, and me and Chris Farley went club-hopping.
2007-03-15 20:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This weird green thing came out of this weird flying saucer. It came up to me and my friends, then pointed at my crush, and said that he was the Chosen One. Ofc my crush was then freaked out and hid behide me like i was sopossed to protect him, so i made him talk to the green thing. Right when i pushed him up to it, it started to pee. OUT OF ITS FINGER!!! EW! But it peed on my crush. Then he looked me straight in the eyes, and said that this was all my fault. and broke up with me to be an alien.
The END
2007-03-15 20:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by A.C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your friend Jack triped and fell in a hole backwords and riped his pants open and you said Hey! I can see your underwear!!
2007-03-15 20:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a giant ape appeared and Dr.Phil attacked you and poofed you to Miami
2007-03-15 19:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truant officer appeared, too late and he pulled out a long---------
2007-03-15 20:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋