A computer can do more than one job at once.
A computer will remember what you told it yesterday.
A computer is more impressive the smaller it is.
If your computer doesn't have enough hard drive, you can upgrade it.
You can still get your work done after you turn a computer on.
With a computer, faster is always better.
A computer knows the difference between your inbox and your outbox.
A computer can communicate with other computers using words as well as sounds and pictures.
A computer can remember important dates, like birthdays.
and.....
Q. Why do men feel more confident with computers than women?
A. No computer ever laughed at a three-and-a-half-inch floppyl
2007-03-15 12:33:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We men are like computers fidgety.
We are hard to figure out and we never have enough memory.
What have blondes and computers got in common?
You never fully appreciate them till they go down on you.
I'm going to the toilet now to do some down-loading.
2007-03-15 13:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A computer's hard drive lasts more that 30 seconds.
2007-03-15 12:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Wocka wocka 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-15 15:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a Man good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-03-15 14:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that part: "...a computer can remember important dates, like birthdays and..."... lol
2007-03-15 12:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember ladies pull the plug out, and it will go down on you.
2007-03-15 12:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol big words for a girl with a clown nose
2007-03-15 12:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ouch....good job I had heard them before. It didn't hurt as much this time. lololol.
2007-03-15 14:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhh !
I'm offended! It may all be true, but the truth hurts (sniff!....wimper....)
:(
I need a polo mint.
2007-03-15 12:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i would rather have a computer sitting on my face.
it still has grooves to put my tongue in but don't smell like a fish farm,oh and it is more intelligent,even when turned off.
2007-03-15 13:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋