Help! I need an idea for a really funny gag gift for my sister-in-law's 50th birthday party.?

Question

It can be a little bit dirty, but not anything really raunchy, because there will be some kids at the party.

Answer 1

Get her some dark hair dye and tell her it's not for the hair above, but below!!! LOL

Have fun and happy birthday to her! Ü

Answer 2

I hate Gag gifts, they just end up in a box in the back of the closet or in the trash because they have no useful purpose.
if you leave them out for everyone to see they gather dust.

Most people think they are funny but would rather not get them.

Mitch had a good idea, reading glasses are kinda funny and can be used eventually.
How about a perpetual calendar so she can count off her remaining days of life.

Personally, i would rather get a gift certificate so i could get something i would really use.

Answer 3

not exactly a gift, but the idea was really cool. My brother in law had his 50th last year, and he did not want a party, so my sister threw him a 'potty' instead. All the party favors were toy pottys and empty tp rolls filled with candy and wrapped in cellophane paper and tied at the ends. The streamers were, you guessed it, toilet paper, and the chair of honor was a port-a-potty. Games were tossing a roll of tp thru a potty seat, hot potato with a roll of tp instead of the potato, a tp roll, rolling a roll of tp down the driveway and the person who's rolled the furthest won, the unrolling of the roll was just halirious. She had the luxury of knowing someone who could lend her several real toilets to line the driveway with also.

Answer 4

An 'old age' kit.
Buy a tin, box or some sort of container and write 'old age kit' on the top.
Fill it with small pkt of bran, denture wash, wart remover, blue rinse hair dye, pkt of 'old maid' playing cards, etc. and don't forget the BIG white undies!!!
Maybe even find a couple of old medicine bottle and make new labels for them with 'youth serum' and 'anti-drooping medication'

Have fun!

Answer 5

1. Buy her a practical gift like an inexpensive set of safety glasses that will encase her eyes, when she is peeling onions.

2. Funny as this may sound, she will thank you in the long run.

Answer 6

I made this once. It was very funny.

KITTY LITTER CAKE

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®

1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper






Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.

Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!

Answer 7

A cake with 50 individual candles on it - all lit. That'll be funny and make her feel a bit old.

Answer 8

I got my dad a huge envelope stuffed full of all kinds of information on senior citizen discounts, AARP information, senior citizen clubs, cetners, etc. He got a great laugh outta that.

Answer 9

Heck send home the kids.

Answer 10

A burial plot