Who has the better roundhouse kick?
2007-03-15 11:29:05 · 19 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Disclaimer: This question is meant for humor purposes only. Taking it too seriously means you have too much sand in your butt crack. Lighten up. If it offends you A) don't answer or B) remember stupid questions deserve equally stupid answers. Thank you :-)
2007-03-15 11:31:12 · update #1
Chuck Norris, OBVIOUSLY.
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2007-03-15 11:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was a bit of a pacifist, so Chuck Norris would def have the better roundhouse kick, no question.
2007-03-15 18:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by LuckyDucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lord...that would be the match to end all matches.
round 1 would kill any spectators within a 5 mile radius as chuck noris attempts to take jesus down with a roundhouse kick, which releases an explosion of nuclear proportions as jesus uses the holy spirit and bring chuck's kick to a slamming halt.
round 28: chuck and jesus continue to duke it out in the resulting crater of the nuclear explosion. jesus resurects moses, who in turn summons every plague possible. all are hopelessly thwarted by chuck...who's only challenge is the angel of death. lucky for him...he had lamb chops for breakfast.
round 1034829781234 hundred and 2: chuck norris is nearly out of energy and jesus has had to come back from the dead twice already...eventually Mr. Rodgers settles things between the two and proclaims himself the victor
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2007-03-15 18:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by squirrelman9014 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! nice disclaimer.
I'd say Chuck Norris would have a better round house kick. But Jesus could block it.
2007-03-15 18:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rabbi gets my vote.
The key is in the sandal. Not only does it deliver a swift kick due to it's light weight, but it also delivers a second wave of sand which releases itself in the intended victim's eyes (Mr. Norris in this case.) upon impact. And this is no ordinary sand, mind you. It is the sand of the Turkish variety which is known to have a particularly dust-like quality. Very difficult to manuver out of a dust cloud that insues from a well placed kick from our messiah.
I'd put my money and my life on Jesus!
2007-03-15 18:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-16 00:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick question: they're the same person. Remember the Trinity: Father, Son, and the Holy Norris.
2007-03-15 18:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't kick anybody in the first place.
2007-03-15 18:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Adam S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, Bruce Lee would win. Without even fighting.
2007-03-15 18:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say chuck norris.. jesus would have never been able to get his leg up with that dress on.
2007-03-15 18:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋