I need to prank a middle school english teacher, but I don't want to get an office report. Please tell me how?

Question

My english teacher is such a pain. He's funny at times but he thinks himself as the president or something. He's creepy at times too and always plays pranks on us. We were going to give him an unappitizing fruit that looked the same as any old regular fruit but he pranked us instead. He said he gave it to some one else and she acted as though she had a stomach ache and made us feel bad. He's really hard to prank him but not getting in trouble. He's a very strange teacher and he has a gotee(weird). Please I need to get him back good.

Answer 1

I dunno, but at our school we get people to hide under the teacher's desk, and then when they come back in the room, jump out and scare the bejeezes out of them, but I don't what the environment is like there, so it's just a sugestion

Answer 2

Give him this - then ask him what's so special about spelling something correct OR have everyone turn in their next assignment written like this.

You can blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

Answer 3

if he thinks he's president no wonder nobody likes him, okay this worked on my teacher, Teachers no almost every one in the book but there is one prank they can never see coming. Your going to need a lock pick though. Okay so heres what you do, make sure your friends do it so you don't laugh or sweat when he sees it. when the janitor is done cleaning go into the room and write anything you want on the board, ANYTHING

Answer 4

My HS english teacher in 11th grade was really wierd too.

His head looked like it projected straight out of his chest and he had this fiery red hair, so he was called Bowman the Fireball. He had this funny neumatic stool and art desk and they were set so high that he would have to ease his big ole hiney into it one side at a time.

One day a guy in my class tinkered around with his chair. I don't know for sure exactly what he did to it, but when Bowman the Fireball came in for class and tried to sit in his chair, he would get all the way into it and it would slowly sink all the way down low, like kid size. Bowman kept getting out of it and letting it rise up again, then he would try to sit in it again. He didn't really get much done in the way of teaching the lesson because he was messing with the chair all class. Too funny!

Answer 5

What is so wierd about a gotee? You must not shave. If that teacher is pranking at school--he should be reported to his superiors. Your at school for a reason--to learn--not to play pranks. I know I sound like a prude--but--listen to yourself. He's wierd, he's a pain, etc. You need to get off your duff,get other kids to back you up and report him. Who knows how wierd he really is!! Get with the program!

Answer 6

Hehe, what fun! We once pretended that someone had farted and it was really bad. The teacher got mad, held his nose and told the class that "we have bathrooms for that"! Of course when people have gas it generally happens more than once, so we did it again 5 minutes later. He grabbed his nose the second he saw the rest of us (in the back of the class no less) and shouted "people please! Don't even ask, just go to the bathroom!" We never told him it was a joke, we just laughed, and 9 years later we still laugh about it.

Answer 7

What you do is get 3 toddler pigs. You spray paint #a million on the 1st pigs back You paint #2 on the 2d pigs back You paint #4 on the final pigs back Oil the three pigs up and set them loose at school. the college group will capture the three pigs fairly rapid yet will spend all day searching for the non existent #3

Answer 8

^^ to jhvnmt
what the kid did was tape the lever to the chair so when someone sits on it, their wight will make the chair go down. Its a good prank....i should try that..

Answer 9

He thinks of himself as the president?? Considering our president, I think that letting him continue to think of himself as that aWful man, that cloWn, that Weird politician, Would be the Worst thing that you could do to him.

Answer 10

welll if he plays pranks on you then you shouldnt get in trouble for pranking him back!