Three male dogs walking down the street see a beautiful female Poodle
They fall all over themselves to be the one to reach her first, but arrive in front of her at the same time
They are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves hoping for just a glance from her.
So she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination"
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says, "How well can you to?"
"Um I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My my" said the Poodle "I guess it's hopeless."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you little guy?
Happens to be a Chihuahua
He turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ...
"Liver alone. Cheese mine!"
2007-03-15 11:14:41 · 10 answers · asked by jsav209 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one. the only clean joke i have honestly laughed at in a long time.
2007-03-15 11:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by rockr94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-15 12:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww.. I hate Chihuahuas.. HAHA just something against them..
2007-03-15 11:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sexist steriotyping of males and ethnic cultures is not a matter for laughing about. But...............Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-03-15 11:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! kinda korny but cute:>)
2007-03-15 11:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by vballr4evr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha loved it cant wait to tell my teenage daughter that one
2007-03-15 11:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a funny joke. that joke was one of those dorky jokes, but good! also i gave you a star because it was a good joke.
2007-03-15 11:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats adorable!
2007-03-15 12:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by diamonelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-15 11:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!
2007-03-15 11:20:38 · answer #10 · answered by amber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋