If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":
1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. It's even funnier when they try to avoid stepping on you and fall into a counter or table.
2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
3. For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work.
4. When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper.
2007-03-15 10:49:33 · 7 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) "a cat's guide to human bothering" heh heh heh! funny!
2007-03-15 13:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 is SO true! Everywhere I'm standing, my cat is sure to be right behind my feet. When I take a step back- "Rrreeeoooowww!!" Then, he runs to the cupboard where his treats are. ( Whenever he gets hurt, I give him a treat and hug him to make him feel better)
2007-03-15 11:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by !DookDook! ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dogs are so a lot more advantageous powerful than cats do not provide me incorrect i love cats yet they are soooooo lazy all they do all day is sleep and the dogs are continuously satisfied to verify you no count number what.
2016-11-25 22:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true! I actually just tripped over one of my three cats who was sitting behind me as I was unloading the dishwasher!
2007-03-15 11:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by delight0211 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So So true! I have 2 cats and one is always lying on my paperwork!
2007-03-15 11:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES... I have FIVE cats... at one time, we had over 15 cats in the house... 10 were kittens..
And yes... this is true... LOL... cats are so sweet!
2007-03-15 10:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so true i have 2 little darlings and all of this happens too me!
2007-03-15 11:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋