I need a laugh. Will you finish this sentence for me?

Question

I was walking down the street when....

Funniest one wins! (I resolve my questions. I don't let them go to voting)

Answer 1

I remembered I have a car and asked myself, why am I walking?

Answer 2

I saw this big U.F.O with a speaker attached to it. the people inside the spacecraft were speaking in French. I know this because I hear alot of french, although I do not know how to speak french. Then, all of a sudden all the poodles and Bichon Frises and all types of french dogs go toward the ship to be abducted by the creatures in the flying saucer shaped aircraft.Everyone's screaming. (Except for that weird kid who stands in that alley all day playing hooky, but not doing anything other than that) Then, the creatures come out of the spacecraft, let's call it Joe, I'm getting sick of typing U.F.O and all that stuff. But the creatures were panting and running around barking like dogs with a kind of french accent. They were the dogs! The aliens turned the dogs into weird, slimy creatures. Then, the aliens walked out of Joe. " Bonjour! je m'apelle Frederic!" I don't know that much about french, but I knew what that meant, the aliens were nice, and introducing themselves, how nice! until the one in the back took out a bazooka and screamed "Aughaklagaggalejahfjkah!" which, apparently, had no meaning, and started shooting the bazooka everywhere. I took another street to go home.

Answer 3

I Was Walking Down The Street Seeing Ashton Kutcher Sayin Dude Wheres My Car And Was Shot And Now Called Rape Monkey ****** 4 His Bad Credit History!

Answer 4

Wow, quite the imaginations....
a friendly one these days, hmmmmm.....
I was walking down the street when I saw a dog in the drivers seat.
I knew it was sitting on a person's lap, but still.
That would be a good poll question. (Something about dogs in cars, etc.)
Remember Toonces the Driving Cat on Saturday Night Live? My husband use to watch that show sometimes & actually, that episode was a little funny. That scruffy looking cat & it's mouth opened wide into a scream as everytime they'd go plunging off a cliff. The look on the silly cat's face was meant to be & was kinda funny.

Answer 5

I saw a guy that stole a car... I was bored when he offered me a ride so I said yes. We dove up into the mountains and saw a sign that said watch for deer. So we did. Then we saw another sign that said watch for falling rocks. So we did. And then we hit a deer. But none of that matters because chuck norris is now marketing his urine as an energy drink, I mean it makes sense, he dooes clog the tiolet when he pees. Hehehehe

Answer 6

I was walking down the street when I bumped into my long lost twin.

Not necessarily funny but its pretty cool

Answer 7

... it suddenly changed and I had to walk up the street, and then it changed again and I had to walk down the street and so on, and so on...
When I turned back I realised that I was in San Francisco!
=)

Answer 8

I was walking down the street when I saw the bunny who only hides from gay people.

Answer 9

I was walking down the street when I met Kleine and her dog being chased by the dog catcher.

Answer 10

I noticed this hot guy starring at me, so i tried to look sexy and irresistible. He started coming towards me and i started getting really nervous and my stomach started making all these weird noises. As he approached me i couldn't help it......i tried to squeeze it in, but nope it was useless i farted so loud and it sounded like there were high notes and low notes, the guy turned around and ran!