There was this old couple who went to a fair and they wanted to go and see this guy who had his own plane and he gave 10 dollar rides for each person and the guy told the old couple they could ride for 5 dollars each if they didnt scream when he did a flip or if they didn't tell him how to fly his plane so they agreed to it and so when they were done with the ride the man who owned the plane said did ya'll have a good time I was very surprised that ya"ll didn't scream or tell me how to drive my plane and the old guy said I almost screamed when my wife fell out of the plane.
2007-03-15 10:32:05 · 19 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-15 10:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its supposed to be more like this...
There was an old couple who always went to the annual fair. Each year, the old man wanted to go on the plane ride, but it cost 10 dollars, but every year his wife said "no, that ride is 10 dallars, and $10 is $10. " On the man's 70th birthday, they went to the fair again. The man said "It's my 70th birthday, and I'm going on that plane ride" and the wife said "I already told you, $10 is $10." The owner of the ride overheard the conversation and said "I will take you on the plane ride, and if none of you make a sound the ride is free, but if there is one peep out of any of you, you have to pay $10 each."
The old couple thought this was fair and took the offer. The pilot tried to make as many flips and twists, but never heard a sound. When they landed, he said "Wow, you were very good, you never made a sound, even with all of those flips." Theg old man said "Well, I was going to say something when my wife fell out, but $10 is $10."
2007-03-15 18:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kangri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Similarly,a gay young man and his friend went to a local fair.The boyfriend wanted a go on the roundabout but his friend thought that this was childish and would not go on.
The roundabout revolved about 5 times,when the supporting chain broke, and his friend was thrown to the ground.
In a panic,he rushed over to him and asked,"are you hurt??".
The reply was "Yes,I went round 5 times and you never waved to me once!!!"
2007-03-15 17:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by robert w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to set the joke up better. You kind of wrote it like you were out of breath or something.
I think you should pick "kangri" as best answer. That was a MUCH better rendition of the joke.
2007-03-15 17:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Cartman (South Park) Sweet!!
Kind of weird, but you owned it.
Could of stepped it up a little though.
2007-03-15 18:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Imagine how amazingly funny it would be if you injected some punctuation marks...
2007-03-15 17:54:40 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it! So want a spirit finger well i will spell it F*** U
2007-03-15 17:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by blackshadowbabe33 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, keep it up!
2007-03-15 17:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by johnny n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaah..why does it take so long to answer questions on here?
2007-03-15 17:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one real good.
2007-03-15 17:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by Feline05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
kool...
I got one! Umm... no...nvm
2007-03-15 17:36:41 · answer #11 · answered by Luski 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋