God is funny.
just look in the mirror.
2007-03-15 09:56:11
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Well if you have a problem with rabbits, then you should take care of them!
Oh you meant Christianity?
A. God didnt hand out Bibles.
B. There are tons of funny stories in the Bible. For someone who claims we should love, cherish, and get to know all religions, you know very little about the one youre attempting to comment on!
C. Jesus was being no more literal when he said "do not judge" than he was when he said "drink my blood." Youll notice at the end of that verse he concludes by telling us the proper way to judge, not that we shouldnt judge at all. In fact the NT is FULL of judgments.
D. Many of us have learned about other religions and none of them compare but in fact contradict Gods truth.
So we shouldnt take life or God seriously? That sounds like dangerously irresponsible and wicked advice!
2007-03-15 17:03:21
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answered by Anonymous
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If only they could, like I do picture Jesus grinning and laughing a lot thru the Gospels!
But they that preach over the pulpit to them are these onry sour faced old bastards so that probably doesn't help much, ya know?
Yeah I believe-and I really dig Jesus, but beyond a shadow of a doubt I thinketh every person deserves to have their own choice in their religous beliefs, and not be harrased and ridiculed or lectured at and such...
But oh well...what can be done about it....I like what Ive come to believe, it nourishes my spirit-So ive done my job concernin me!
And I hope everyon else can find that which rocks their world too, even tho it may be way different then what i believe!!!!
2007-03-18 12:53:19
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answer #3
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answered by sean_hillyer 2
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YES! God certainly does have a sense of humor.
Unfortunately many do not see a question in the same light as the writer.
Your smile may not come through. And never forget, your dealing with a machine when you get censored.
The bulk of answers coming through this medium are opinion, not fact.
2007-03-15 16:58:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Just ignore them and let me tax your panties personallly ;-)~
Seriously though, it sounds like YOU need to lighten up. Most of the fundies here do not find humor in mocking what for them is their entire meaning of life... so just ignore them!
I do agree with you though, on one point - you must read and study everything prior to coming to a conclusion on it. Thats why I was a Christian for 20+ years. But not any longer. I actually learned things about it and read the Bible, and that sealed its fate in my mind... You cannot truly detest that which you dont know. And I know Christianity.
2007-03-15 17:00:46
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answer #5
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answered by ? 5
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God does have a sense of humor but not on His expense. We joke, kid, make fun, etc., etc. But we are humans, far from being perfect or what God considers righteous. Do not test, mock, or belittle your God because as the Bible also says God do get ANGRY. So lighten up all you want, but don't point it to God.
2007-03-15 17:02:57
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answered by Debs 5
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I do believe God has a sense of humor---although some Christians don't. They find the thought offensive. I don't know why.
2007-03-15 17:03:06
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answer #7
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answered by beano™ 6
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God does have a sense of humor, we have one right?, and we're made in his image!
Anytime you see what you are talking about, just know that this world isn't a perfect place, and the Christians you are observing aren't perfect. None of us are!
2007-03-15 16:54:46
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answered by Anonymous
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One of the best tricks the Devil tried was trying to use scripture to tempt Jesus.
You doing the same thing here???
And you are doing alot of judging yourself it seems.
2007-03-15 16:54:36
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answered by Anonymous
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yeah and theres a name for people that want to go against the grain of the forum topic and get a rise out of people ... its called trolling ..
2007-03-15 16:54:59
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answered by Anonymous
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The real question is what do they do with the money from the panties tax?
2007-03-15 17:30:52
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answered by novangelis 7
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