What's the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to you?

Question

I've heard some good ones, but I wanna hear some realy funny ones

Answer 1

My boyfriend at the time and I were walking down the street and I had to pee really bad. We went into this small office building. People were working in the offices and the bathrooms were in the hall. The women's bathroom was locked, but the men's was unlocked. My bf stood guard as I slipped into the men's room. A few seconds later, he came in after me and locked the door behind him. We had sex right there in the bathroom. As we were leaving the bathroom together, a woman came up to us and asked if she could help us. We said no, and started walking very quickly down the hall. I looked up and saw that the hallway was lined with video cameras! I know that everyone in the building knew what was going on. Luckily we got out of there fast and they didn't call the cops on us. My bf thought the whole experience was great, but I was completely humiliated knowing we were on camera.

Answer 2

Well, my friend and I were walking through the mall. We were reminiscing about when I had visited her at college and had tripped up the stairs. As were laughing about that, we just so happened to be going down some stairs... and what happened? My clumsy butt trips down the stairs! We were laughing so hard. Luckily, no one was around.
Another time, in the same mall. I really did fall down the stairs and sprained my ankle. This time it was near Meir & frank and the iceskating rink. People saw me sitting at the bottom of the stairs, hurting. But no one came to help. So, I limped out the mall.

Answer 3

I used to drive a VW Rabbit, it was the color of a school bus. One day I was downtown in the middle of tons of traffic on my way home from work waiting for the light to turn green and the back door on the drivers side fell off and into the street! I had to get out and pick up the door and put in the back seat of the car! It was horribly embarrassing!!!!

Answer 4

12 years old, walking with some classmates after class I spot this really good looking, hot older guy (15 or 16 yrd old) that's walking on the other side our way but across the street, I'm looking over that way trying to make eye contact and flirt a bit, at last he sees me and smiles and waves... i excitingly wave back and smile, trying to be seductive and cute... before i know it i came to a stop when i walked right into a stop sign and hit the side of my face!........So humiliating!

and not sexy!

Answer 5

Only ONE?!?!? Well... ok here it goes...


My boyfriend and I were talking on the phone and my little sister comes into my room.Then she grabs another phone and starts talking to my boyfriend. My boyfriend was just trying to be funny and he asks my little sister a lot of questions about me.Suddenly while I was talking about my least favorite color (pink...) my little sister interrupts and says
"You don't hate pink! You have pink deodorant!!!!"

Then my boyfriend starts laughing and I start screaming at my sister and she finally leaves!!! Now my boyfriend won't let me live it down!!! Oh well you gotta laugh when you are embarrassed!!!!

Answer 6

When I was in college, my parents and my two younger brothers, who were 12 and 11 at the time, came to town to see me. We went to the local mall to eat, and afterwords we split up to do shopping, with the agreement that we would meet back at the mall entrance at a specific time.

As I was cruising through the mall, I went into a book shop. Standing with his back to me looking at books in the "humor" section was my 12 year old brother. Wanting to tease him a little, I walked up to him, slapped him hard on the rear end, and loudly asked, "Hey, what are you doing in the adults only section?!?"

He turned around, and it WASN'T MY BROTHER!!!!!! Staring at me in jaw-dropped astonishment at this woman he didn't know who had just slapped him on the butt! Man, it seemed like everyone in the bookstore was looking my way!

All I could do was manage to gasp out "You aren't my brother!" and slink away. Man oh man was I embarrassed...

Answer 7

I had this one professor in college who was very unapproachable, moody and she had a big chip on her shoulder. Well, one day I was complaining to a classmate about her and the professor came up behind me and heard everything I said. My friend was trying to gesture to me that she was behind me, but I was so mad I wasn't paying attention.

Answer 8

i was at Cedar point in ohio. i was riding the train to get across the park. i was there with my school. i was riding it with my friend. sitting next to us were theese two hot guys who looked just a little bit older than us. **i am deathly afraid of bees** and all of a sudden , a swarm of bees come on.

i sreamed and accidently jumped onto one of the guys laps!! it was soooooooo embarrassing. he just looked at me like i was mad!! and then the whole ride was so awkward. i told him i was soory but he just smiled and walked of with his friend.

it turns out we were going to the same ride. and they were in line infront of us and they just kept looking back at me and staring and laughing and smiling at me. i was so embarrassed!!! and then another bee came while we were about to go down the big dropand i screamed and jumped againin my seat. the boys were in the cart in back of us. the 2 guys were cracking up!

and then when we were getting of of the train, they were pretending to be me by pretending there was a bee around and girl screaming and swatting the air. we just walked away.

this was the most embarrassing day of my life!! AHHHHHHHH!! why did they have to be so cute!!

Answer 9

In one moment carried on so I was using really bad slang in front of all classroom. That doesn't sound so bad, but i was a professor...to make things even worse - on university.

Answer 10

I got in a wreck one day and started cussing out the other driver... She got out and then I saw she was a nun.