For it is written that those who deny the Peanutbutter Goddess shall be thrown into the lake of eternal jelly from which they cannot escape. they will see peanutbutter in the distance but never be within reach, they will mourn.
I will pray for your souls!
Peanutbutter Bless You!
2007-03-15 09:03:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I just ate her in my sandwich.
I wiped some of her on the roof of my dog's mouth.
He says tyvm.
2007-03-15 09:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those who lean unto there own understanding of scripture are leading others astray and blinded by their "pride!" But this has to occur for the Kingdom of God is coming to this earth and establish His way as the only way.
Pride is man's downfall. The End of the circle of man's self rule will be the beginning of Christ's Kingdom but that "pride" must be broken first!
2007-03-15 16:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the Lord of the peanut butter get the salmonella like the peter pan and die a slow death.
2007-03-15 16:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just too bad...I don't want to be blessed by peanut butter. Are you part of some cult or something, or is this just a joke?
2007-03-15 16:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by † FriendofGod † 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋