There is so much evidence of peanut buttery goodness. How can i deny it any longer?
I know you exist oh creamy one!
Save me from the eternal torment of egg salad hell!
2007-03-15 08:42:21 · 30 answers · asked by KryptonOne 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't just believe but offer her spiritual presents, such as: dog poo, canned pig brains, and used sock puppets. Peanut Butter goddess loves those things and will reward you with more yummie goodies.
2007-03-15 08:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by CharlotteDenee 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Son, you got it bad, there ain't no cure, take a slice of fresh light bread, smear a spread of about 1/4" over it, and fold.
Now pour yourself a cold glass of sweet milk, this remedy may be taken on and empty stomach, repeat twice a day until symptoms are gone. Oh, it has to be creamy Jeffy.
2007-03-15 15:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't deny! eat her and her counterpart chunky! Indulge in that peanut buttery bliss my brother! it isn't a sin in the peanut world, indulge....:-) No! no more egg salad! It's all peanut butter for you now brother, Enjoy!
2007-03-15 15:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look, I already used the Reese's choclate peanut butter thing with you, and you didn't choose me as best answer. Little did you know, I am the Peanut Butter Goddess in disguise, and its too late baby!
2007-03-15 15:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you are nuttier than a peanut.
Try mixing peanut butter and maple syrup and spreading it on white bread...yum!
But be careful not to worship food or anything else...only God. Thank him for making the peanut plant!!
2007-03-15 15:50:18 · answer #5 · answered by Buff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to worship the Peanut Butter Goddess. Then she fell in love with the Jelly Demon and changed, and I lost my faith.
2007-03-15 15:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lazdona is the Goddess of Hazelnuts, I couldn't find one fore peanuts.
2007-03-15 15:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Peantubutter Goddess is merciful and forgiving!
Peanutbutter Bless You!
2007-03-15 15:46:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ew... I don't like peanut butter and chocolate together.
I like peanuts and chocolate, though.
You should believe in the Snickers deity. He's awesome.
2007-03-15 15:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only when she's mated and submits to the Jelly God!
Otherwise she just sticks to the roof of your mouth!
2007-03-15 15:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋