O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
2007-03-15 08:42:16 · 10 answers · asked by Christophe 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/ping0/burn_us.html
2007-03-15 08:45:12 · update #1
Heh.... it's funny.
2007-03-15 08:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God said that we must be bread for the living. But He did not mean we would be toast. I think your plea is with the dragon. And if you would turn to God and say: Please Lord show us the way, that we might know the way to be safe and secure in you. He would show you.
Psalm 101:26. In the beginning, O Lord, thou foundedst the earth: and the heavens are the works of thy hands.
101:27. They shall perish but thou remainest: and all of them shall grow old like a garment: And as a vesture thou shalt change them, and they shall be changed.
101:28. But thou art always the selfsame, and thy years shall not fail.
101:29. The children of thy servants shall continue and their seed shall be directed for ever.
2007-03-15 15:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by QueryJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great rap song! Check with God concerning prayer quality - He's the One prayers are usually addressed to.
2007-03-15 15:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by dan c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you pray that you will not be none of them - by asking to disappear forever form any existence in your next life.
2007-03-15 15:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by Charles H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If this is a joke then LOL!!!! But if your being serious then you might want to change it a little...lol
2007-03-15 15:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by tinacatz2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It makes me hungry.
2007-03-15 15:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think you need to revise your prayer a lot
2007-03-15 15:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Nocurfew313 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no not really, but it's fair for a square
2007-03-15 15:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u have a food obsession!
2007-03-15 15:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by seema k 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you want me to be honest... i think is lame :s
2007-03-15 15:47:41 · answer #10 · answered by Cobrarette 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋