one day a little boy woke up, went down stairs for breakfast, and sat at the breakfast table where his mom had cooked some bacon and eggs and had some milk set out on the table. then his mom said...
"before you eat u have to go outside and feed the pigs the
the cows and the chickens."
so the little boy went outside irate as ever. He went up to the pigs and kicked the pigs...then he went over to the chickens and kicked the chickens...then finally he went over to the cows and kicked the cows...after he was finished kickin all the farm animals he went into the house...and said...
"mom can i have something to eat now?"
she repiled...
" you cant have any milk cause u kicked the cow...
you cant have any eggs cause u kicked the chickens and u cant have any bacon cause u kicked the pig..."
Then his father, in a rush came down stairs and tripped over the cat...the little boy said
" are u going to tell him or should i?
2007-03-15 08:39:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
however comments first gets 5 points
2007-03-15 08:40:58 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....I love a good pussy joke!!!
2007-03-15 08:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I entered the same joke 2 wks ago. A little plagiarism going on is a compliment to the cardinal. Tks!
2007-03-15 15:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.
2007-03-15 19:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always like a joke that makes you think a while before getting it.
This is a good one!!!
2007-03-15 15:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Abang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. I needed a laugh during my work day.
2007-03-15 15:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by nlforst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHa
2007-03-15 15:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by tine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can't have pus&y cause he kicked the puttycat!! LOL
2007-03-15 15:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that one before, but it is still funny
2007-03-15 15:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by Pamela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! LMAO. p_-_-s_
2007-03-15 15:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by capoeira aranha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice hahahahahahahahaha
2007-03-15 15:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that is sooo naughty!
2007-03-15 15:43:52 · answer #11 · answered by Brown eyed girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋