A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to
his priest, "I
almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then
I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting
it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say
five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and
then walked
over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him
saying, "I saw
that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the
box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
2007-03-15 08:38:25 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ba-zing! good one, lqtm...
2007-03-15 08:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 thats a good 1 to hear
2007-03-15 15:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Shame on him trying to pull a fast one on a priest right in church!!
2007-03-15 15:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-03-15 15:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-15 15:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by jacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never seen that one b4
hahahahahaha
2007-03-15 15:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All right, then! LOL.
Great joke!
2007-03-18 08:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
thumbs up
2007-03-15 15:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-15 15:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋