Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.Three, I like how money feels in my hand.And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want
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2007-03-15 08:27:39 · 15 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, good one :-)
thanks for the laugh...
2007-03-15 08:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHARE THIS ONE TOO....lol
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day
2007-03-15 15:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Deb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-10 ill give you a 9
2007-03-15 15:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what makes this even funnier is I know a couple named Larry and Linda, they go to a freaky cult church that i used to be forced to go to as a child. To picture this joke with them in it is downright creepy.
2007-03-15 15:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Some Lady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one but also an old one
2007-03-15 15:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by get_high_and_hope_it_gets_u_by 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES -- THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. I got a giggle -- am at work and I thank you :)
2007-03-15 15:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
Naughty, naughty! LOL.
2007-03-18 08:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta luv the dirty jokes
2007-03-15 15:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats grose!
but funny!
2007-03-15 15:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by chotzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol , nice one
2007-03-15 15:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-15 15:31:33 · answer #11 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋