Down in a dark dungeon there was a brave knight all saddle all bridle all ready for fight. I'll lend you my sword I'll give you my bow Iv'e told you my name three times in a row. What is it?
2007-03-15 08:22:53 · 22 answers · asked by madi_warren 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-15 08:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Christia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's you. Now here's one for you.
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day
2007-03-15 15:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by Deb 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You lol good 1 got anymore ?
2007-03-15 15:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its 'all' because it occurs three times in a row. ( sentence )
It is not my brother but still it is a son of my father.
Who am i ?
2007-03-15 15:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by gjmb1960 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's either "you" like the first person answered, or "all." I can't wait to find out! :) luv riddles
Or, it could be me b/c it mentions "I" or "I've"
2007-03-15 15:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rosseau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it Saddle Bridel Fight
or you that was a good 1!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 15:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by redangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All
2007-03-15 23:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by L.E. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All
2007-03-15 15:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All
2007-03-15 15:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by fenderjonesy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
al
2007-03-15 15:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I
I have to steal this one!!!
2007-03-15 15:38:38 · answer #11 · answered by myheart20061018 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋