object behind her and describe it.
The first person to get it got a piece of candy. First she said, "The object is red and grows on trees."
A kid raised his hand and said "an apple" the teacher said correct.
Then she said, "The object is flat and comes in different colors" a different kid raises his hand and said it is a notebook!
The teacher said correct.
Then Johnny said, "ooh! ooh! Can I try?"
The teacher said yes.
He stood up and put his hand in his pocket. He said "The object is round, hard, and has a head on it."
The teacher said "JOHNNY! GO TO THE OFFICE!!"
Johnny said, "No it's a quarter!"
2007-03-15 07:53:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor young Johnny!! always getting picked on, no matter what school he attends. Good joke, good punch line
2007-03-15 08:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Johnny doesn't catch a break, 9/10
2007-03-15 08:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, liked that, poor innocent Johnny.
2007-03-15 08:28:36 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I love little Johnny jokes!! Keep 'em coming!!
2007-03-15 08:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that Johnny!! LOL. LOL.
Good One!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-15 08:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Do you mind telling me why the teacher wanted him to go to the office? I'm not sure what she thought it was.
2007-03-15 08:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha love little johnny
2007-03-15 08:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard the same one but instead of a quarter it was a pencil
2007-03-15 08:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah i like that one except when my hubby asks the last question i always no excatly what he means.. lololooloool... but it was a cute joke
2007-03-15 08:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by Americasgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha - he always gets the best lines.
2007-03-15 07:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by Froggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋