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2007-03-15 07:52:07 · 19 answers · asked by hated 1 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

Mustaches are gay as a rule.

2007-03-15 07:59:18 · update #1

I think some cops with gay mustaches are answering this question.....

2007-03-15 08:02:54 · update #2

It makes me hate cops more than I already do. At least I can take solace in the fact that they are low-paid, over worked, civil servants whose idea of a good time is pigging out on donuts......

2007-03-15 08:14:11 · update #3

I didn't realize how many people sport the gay mustache.
I must have hit a nerve.....

2007-03-15 08:18:23 · update #4

I don't need any gay mustached cops, I can take care of myself!
2nd Amendment baby!

2007-03-15 09:38:06 · update #5

19 answers

I haven't seen one cop around here witha mustache. You drive around all day counting mustaches or something?

2007-03-15 07:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by CC 6 · 5 2

Hm mm, I think there are only 2 Cops I work with that have mustaches and neither are gay. I tend to think you have been watching too much Reno 911. Maybe those bars with all the men in leather and handlebar mustaches you have been hanging out at may remind you of some gay cops you probably know, or should I say, know you.
Or hey, better yet, why don't you flag one of those cops with the mustaches you fantasize about and ask him. I'm sure he will be glad to tell you why, right after he asks you about all those knots on your head.

2007-03-15 23:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by WhatTF 2 · 2 0

Mustaches are gay as a rule? Would that be Gay Mustache Rules According to Hated? I have a mustache. If you think it is gay and talking about it makes you all moist, then I am glad I could make your day a little sweeter.
I'm not gay, by the way, but you have the right to hate whoever you want to and to say it on this forum. And thanks to all the other "gay cops with mustaches" you can do it without fear of persecution.
Have a wonderful day.

2007-03-15 15:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by Hootiesplace 3 · 3 0

Dude! You have a mustache fetish.....Maybe you are stating that since you are Gay and all cops that have mustaches are not gay you are driven to asking a non gay cop if he wants a little and ya got your butt kicked. Such a quandary, (gay word)

2007-03-15 15:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Red 6 · 4 0

Part of the truth is that by many departments policies, facial hair is limited to mustaches....There are no beards, or goatees allowed....I have no idea why but thats the reason.

2007-03-15 15:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by zebj25 6 · 1 0

Gay mustache? mmhm. Never heard of that nor do I think a mustache can in anyway be gay. Afterall, most men, (And very few females), are able to grow one. hahaha

2007-03-15 14:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"Mustaches are gay as a rule"?

I thought I got all of you simpletons locked up? Apparently not.

2007-03-15 15:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 5 0

So, you're attracted to mustaches huh? Or is it the authority in uniform thing that spikes your temperature?

2007-03-15 15:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

And you know all about gay mustaches? I wonder why?

2007-03-15 14:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 4 1

wow, I think someone has an unhealthy obsession with mustaches......therapy might help.

2007-03-15 16:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by NolaDawn 5 · 2 0

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