Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by
herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread.”
2007-03-15 07:48:06 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you know my ex-wife's name and medical condition.
Good one.
2007-03-15 07:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Chiprat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 HAs
2007-03-15 07:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 ill give you a 9
2007-03-15 08:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow cowboy, what a punch line, and its not even 9-00pm
Brilliant. 10/10
2007-03-15 08:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of alcohol, I've heard rumors that President Bush is drinking again. I'm not sure if it's true but there is this quick 1 minute video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJnz-YzIdE
What do you think?
2007-03-15 08:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by AZ123 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well done cowboy first class 10/10
2007-03-15 08:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-03-15 07:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeee ha
2007-03-15 07:54:00 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-15 07:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! Bad, bad, bad Maxine! LOL. LOL.
Good joke!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-15 08:34:02 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋