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was god just laughing every time I prayed?

2007-03-15 07:45:00 · 14 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I thought you were going to go into that "And one day I became a man and put aside childish things" bit...
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No god, no laughing.

2007-03-15 07:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

No, read the "Parable of the Periodical Son" Luke 15:11-24.
I also was a christian in my youth, and I got and got away from my prayers, church attendance, and got spiritually cold.
After realizing where I was and where I needed to be, I found me a church and an alter, The Lord has blessed me every since.

2007-03-15 15:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0 0

Possibly, laughing with you,untill you turned away from Him......"Whoever Does Not Receive the Kingdom of God as a Little Child Will Never Enter It"

2007-03-15 15:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0 0

You again.

The Muslim or Muslim sympathiser in sheeps clothing.

I thought I dispensed with you last time when I called you out on "WEST" you know only those in the EAST use that term.

You ain't no scientist. You're a Muslim plant.

You are Tokyo Rose. Everyone needs to know that!

Nice try Muslim! I saw through you with your posts.

2007-03-15 15:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If he exists, then he created you knowing that this would happen, so don't worry it is all a part of his plan. Just understand that its people like you and I that are needed to stoke the fires of hell. That is the only answer for our creation by a God that is all knowing.........

2007-03-15 14:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1 0

You never were a real christian. You were a participant in a religion that claims to be christian.
The reality was never yours.
Once you are a real christian you stay one.

2007-03-15 14:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by chris p 6 · 1 0

I think you have to clear yourself. Ask yourself "Am I a Christian before?" I suppose you misinterpreted how Christ works in you. I'm not so sore ei.

2007-03-15 14:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by theSeed 2 · 0 0

you gave up on christianity as you got older because you lost hope.

look at your self and your life style and life situations right now!!...


don't you think a little hope could help you right now?

2007-03-15 14:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Frederick Hubbard 2 · 0 2

no, that laughter came from the other children.


you were praying for larger genitals.


you really need to pray silently.

2007-03-15 14:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

nah, he knew you were going to defect anyway so he didn't really bother. Omniscience, you know.

2007-03-15 14:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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