A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
2007-03-15 07:30:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!
Ha Ha!!!! I love it!!!!!
She's that ugly huh? he's gotta get drunk before he looks at her!
2007-03-15 07:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beer (or Martini) goggles then. Ha ha have a star
2007-03-15 07:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha sure heres a star
2007-03-15 07:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um it was ok but ill give u a star anyways
2007-03-15 07:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was absolutley awesome!! LMFAO
2007-03-15 08:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by get_high_and_hope_it_gets_u_by 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-15 07:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by AJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!!!
2007-03-15 07:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat do stars do?
i gave u 1 any way but wat do they do????
2007-03-15 07:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋