Who did it for him? Or did he do it himself with his eye lazers?
2007-03-15 07:25:30 · 12 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
eye lasers probably
i bet hes got a huge johnson
but whos he gonna screw?
did he screw the virgin mary?
or was that an angel?
if your a christian are you allowed to enjoy sex?
2007-03-15 07:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What will heaven be like, what will we do? For one thing they don't have a flesh and blood body. They don't need sex organs because he creates spirit sons they are not born.
(Luke 20:27-35) 27Â However, some of the Sadducees, those who say there is no resurrection, came up and questioned him, 28Â saying: “Teacher, Moses wrote us, ‘If a man’s brother dies having a wife, but this one remained childless, his brother should take the wife and raise up offspring from her for his brother.’ 29Â Accordingly there were seven brothers; and the first took a wife and died childless. 30Â So the second, 31Â and the third took her. Likewise even the seven: they did not leave children behind, but died off. 32Â Lastly, the woman also died. 33Â Consequently, in the resurrection, of which one of them does she become [the] wife? For the seven got her as wife.” 34Â Jesus said to them: “The children of this system of things marry and are given in marriage, 35Â but those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage.
(1 Corinthians 15:50) 50Â However, this I say, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit God’s kingdom, neither does corruption inherit incorruption.
(1 Corinthians 15:40-41) . . .heavenly bodies, and earthly bodies; but the glory of the heavenly bodies is one sort, and that of the earthly bodies is a different sort. 41 . . .
(1 Corinthians 15:35) . . .: “How are the dead to be raised up? Yes, with what sort of body are they coming?”
(Revelation 5:9-10) . . .blood you bought persons for God out of every tribe and tongue and people and nation, 10 and you made them to be a kingdom and priests to our God, and they are to rule as kings over the earth.”
2007-03-15 07:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ruth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was circumcised on the 8th day in accordance with Jewish tradition of the time. Since Jesus is also God, one can say that God's human body was circumcised by the Temple's mohel.
2007-03-15 07:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to Luke 2, he was circumcised on at the Temple in Jerusalem when he (Jesus) was eight days old. It would have been performed by the priest on duty that day.
2007-03-15 07:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord, help this top contribute,
It's evident, that he never ate of the fruit of wisdom. Now I said that in a loving manner, didn't I ? Well, I didn't want to, I had to bite my typing finger. Forgive him Lord That boy don't know what he's saying.
2007-03-15 07:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't god suposed to be a woman now days? so i'd guess not. but then with the earth becoming americanised, I guess his mummy made him be circumcised like all good 'christian' mummies
2007-03-15 11:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD is Holy. Remember that. When we stand before Him we will tremble if we don't have a relationship with Him.
2007-03-15 07:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The heart of GOD is circumsized.
2007-03-15 07:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The virgin mary probably would have been scared if he hadn't been.
2007-03-15 07:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried the idiot site?
2007-03-15 07:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by chris p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋