A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him". "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
2007-03-15 07:19:18 · 16 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....
Tricky why do blondes make bad dairy farmers?.....
They can't keep two calves together :)
2007-03-15 11:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grrrrrrrrrrooooaaaann.
2007-03-15 07:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aah, Noo!! LOL. LOL.
You got me! I wasn't expecting That Ending!
Good one.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-15 08:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a minute to get it ,but i got it . It's not funny
2007-03-15 07:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, you truly are funny.
that's not sarcasm by the way.
2007-03-15 07:24:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes a very c@cky joke tee hee !!
2007-03-15 07:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, It took me awhile to understand it.
2007-03-15 07:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Just Call Me Miss Fix It 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2007-03-15 07:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww lol, that was a good opne though!!
2007-03-15 07:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by § gαввαηα § 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh nice one I hope he keeps his pecker up
2007-03-15 07:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋