Am I in trouble?
2007-03-15 07:16:03 · 33 answers · asked by benignmalaprop 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, Mr. Clinton, your troubles are over
2007-03-15 07:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha!!!
Now that's hilarious!!!
You simply CANNOT be greedy, self-absorbed, angry, murderous, flat/slothy, and even ENVY beautiful people, and BE A lustful fornicator at the SAME TIME.
You must be ugly as fck.
2007-03-15 07:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville V 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends how you mean Trouble.
If you Had A Rich Inheritance, or a High Paying Job, Lived in a Place where you owned the Police, Controlled the Media, Dictated Morals through the media, Police, and Church, Had A film Studio Executive status.... I would guess you would be moderately safe :-)
Unless those Murders were Literal, well, that might be a problem if you had a scenario like Elizabeth Bathory :-)
2007-03-15 07:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mictlan_KISS 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm truly hoping you are trying to display what you may consider some good sense of humor.,, in which case I would say your humor is rather lousy, if you allow me to put it like that.
But should you by any chance be serious, then I would say that you are not only in deep trouble, but you should go right away to your nearest psychoanalyst for consultations.
Curious98
2007-03-15 07:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by curious98 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Repent in the Hebrew language means "change your way of thinking"... you should name and site those sins to God in Jesus name and start to renew your life in Christ...
However... it's not for me to tell you to do that, so ... I'm answering as if I had some revelation to that... since people who say things out loud about themselves ultimately have a problem and know they have a problem and so despirately seek help for it... that is my only intent for this reply.
2007-03-15 07:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by sassinya 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you are the perfect candidate to start a cult - oops, I mean new religion!
2007-03-15 07:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Which of the 10 did you leave out? Really,only if you are serious that this is what you are. But if it is -- there's still hope as you recognise that you are these things.Please for your own sake,if you are serious ask God for help. I will pray for you also.
2007-03-15 07:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Dixie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My aren't we a walking 7 deadly sins advertizement.
2007-03-15 07:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by dtwladyhawk 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You've identified the problem. Thtat's half the battle.
2007-03-15 07:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by penhead72 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe not, but you probably have no friends and/or an STD. And a future in prison. Sorry about your luck.
But I don't judge you.
2007-03-15 07:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by mbbwat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋