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2007-03-15 06:58:32 · 16 answers · asked by Animediva 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm sorry, I mistaked it for a dild@h!!
2007-03-15 07:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men were about to travel by train for the first time in their lives. Each man brought a banana along for a snack. As the train was approaching a long tunnel about half an hour into the trip both men decided to eat their bananas. Suddenly the one man says, "Did you eat your banana yet?"
"No." Said the other.
"Well, don't touch it! I took one bite and I went blind!"
2007-03-15 07:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curious George
2007-03-15 07:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
real tale: some months when I have been given married i grow to be out with some coworkers at a cafe after a gathering. I ordered a drink i assumed my husband had invented- we had on no account heard of it, besides. I later got here across it grow to be a Screwdriver made with Sloe Gin. I only ordered it as Sloe Gin and Orange juice. whilst my drink grow to be introduced to me the waiter stated "right here is your Sloe Screw." I gave him an ordinary look, for the reason that i did no longer know the call of my drink. one in each and every of my coworkers heard and stated loudly sufficient for many of the eating place to pay attention, "She a newlywed, she would not comprehend what a sluggish screw is!"
2016-09-30 23:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?? who ate ur banana??
u dun even haf a banana ..
u gotta be kiddin... r u dreaming??
nvm.. just be good this year..
n im sure tat da santa will give a bunch o bananas instead of coal tat u have been receiving all this year..
2007-03-15 07:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by roon_muggle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO @ Anton! he he
Well you should stop trying to be like a Cereal Killer...he left me tied up in a tub of milk with a crotch full of Cherrios and ur banana stuck up my butt!
2007-03-15 07:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The banana monster who hates cookie monster.
2007-03-15 07:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Tooth Fairy took your banana so her and Mother Nature could have a little fun....... if you know what I mean. hint hint
lol
2007-03-15 08:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by babytinkerbellcutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Mad Orange Nun Kissing Ex Yeti --- read the capitol letters only--- MONKEY!!!!
2007-03-15 08:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Alice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...I have your bannna...but i didnt eat it...Um let me see if snow_bunnie is still trying to get it out her @ss....
Edit: good news, the doctors were able to remove the bannana...you still want it?
2007-03-15 07:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anton M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋