Ok there is this blond who wants to get her hair cut so she goes to the salon and the person who is cutting her hair says will you please take off your head phones and the blond says NO I can't, Then about 6 months L8er she goes to the same salon and the same person is cutting her hair and she says will you please take off your head phones and she says NO I allready told you I can't. Then about 6 months l8er she goes their again and the person says will you please take off your headphones and she says Noooooo so the lady yanks off the headphones and the blond drops dead to the ground and the headphones were saying breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out.
2007-03-15 06:57:07 · 27 answers · asked by madi_warren 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I checked my spelling and blond is spelled right thank you verry much
2007-03-15 07:02:12 · update #1
lol
2007-03-15 06:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rukia 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats just the same asx the blond joke where she is on the plane and the airess says to take off the headphones and the blond refuses so they crash and the investigators found out that on the tape was saying breathe in breathe out.yeah very funny indeed
2007-03-15 14:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Pastinie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. I've heard it before. Be careful, I answered a question the other day concerning blondes and someone, probably a blonde, hit me with abuse and they took my answer off. There were no swear words or naughtly things in it either. Only about a seven word answer.
2007-03-15 14:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by lilith663 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Around here, we know when the blond has been using the computer, because there's WhiteOut on the monitor screen.
2007-03-15 14:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by alchemist0750 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's old. This is old too.
How to Kill a Blonde:
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and tell her to go sniff it.
2007-03-15 14:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you call 4 blonds in a Volkswagen ? farfromthinkin .
2007-03-15 14:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I love a good blond joke!
2007-03-15 14:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very different,. very cleaver 10/10
2007-03-15 16:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke would have been better if you had used better punctuation. plus i have heard it before. and blond can be spelled blonde or blond.
2007-03-15 14:09:23 · answer #9 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the most ridiculous joke I ever heard.
2007-03-15 14:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
You have a great evening, and thanks for the laugh.
Sometimes, the Oldies but Goodies are just what's needed!
2007-03-15 15:52:31 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋