Best one liner jokes u know??

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2007-03-15 06:56:29 · 4 answers · asked by Bear 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

What happened to the fly that sat on the toilet?

He got pissed off.

2007-03-15 07:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

Your momma wears combat boots

2007-03-15 07:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anton M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋

Q: What's 12" long and white?
A: Nothing!

2007-03-15 06:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋

It isn't you, it's me.

2007-03-15 06:59:43 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋