On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest sympathy."
While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.
The florist read the card, "Congratulations on your new location."
2007-03-15 06:56:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats pretty good. its worth a star.
2007-03-15 07:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Different - not bad at all 9/10
2007-03-15 09:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Aaw, Lawd! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-15 08:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it LOL
2007-03-15 07:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by G-man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!!!
2007-03-15 07:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-03-15 07:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by madi_warren 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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okay that was cute!
2007-03-15 07:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-17 03:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-03-15 06:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anton M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋