Yes. We know. It's "April Fool's Day", and we're probably going to get an influx of questions about this retarded joke.
"Oh, ha ha, the Bible calls atheists fools, so April Fools' Day is their own personal holiday, I'M SO CLEVER!"
Could you do us a favor and avoid killing some of the regulars due to alcohol poisoning?
2007-03-15 06:50:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hot Carl Sagan, ZING!!
2007-03-15 06:56:33 · update #1
JC, who let you out from under the bridge?
If there's no such thing as an atheist, prove it.
...although I don't know why I'm issuing this challenge, we KNOW he's not gonna do it.
2007-03-15 07:07:48 · update #2
I heard it. It's soooooo funny. It's the best they've got though so I guess they can have it. We'll be fools one day a year, they've got the rest of the calendar covered
2007-03-15 06:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Well it's one of the few jokes the religious have, it's almost as weak as their beliefs. We may as well let them keep that one, just to be polite. There are so many better jokes though.
>> "1. You Don't Believe in god.
2. How do you know what is a god?
3. If you know what is a god, then you already know that there is a god because you have defined it."
I might have to nominate this as one of the worst arguments on here. Just because you can imagine something doesn't mean it's real or true. If that were the case, anything we could imagine would exist. Including all the characters and creatures from mythical fantasy like Pirates of the Caribbean or Lord of the Rings...
1. You don't believe in Fairies, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Martians or giant trolls?
2. How do you know what these are?
3. If you know what they are, then they must exist because you've defined them."
Doh!
2007-03-15 08:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mike K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not convinced that an Atheist is someone that believe "there is no god". They are people who pretends to be true people.
May be that's why some called you fools:
1. You Don't Believe in god.
2. How do you know what is a god?
3. If you know what is a god, then you already know that there is a god because you have defined it.
It's like We're proving that your mother was a female because we know that your father was a male.
2007-03-15 07:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by theSeed 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"yo mama's so fat it takes 2 buses and a custom basically to get on her sturdy area" "yo mama's so fat she will't even leap to a end" %. up line; "bypass over you have to be leaving the country" "why?" "because your packin that a lot @ss"
2016-12-02 01:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that part of the Bible which says "The fool says in his heart there is no god". It reminds people that if even a fool knows there is no god, then no-one else has any excuse.
2007-03-15 06:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You know that SOME of them will. Already started even. Few that do will even understand how foolish they look with it.
Seeing as how we'll be stuck with it, anyone have a grand idea or two for what we can do with it for fun?
2007-03-15 07:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a joke, damn him, i've already got the decorations up and put the illuminated figure of darwin on the roof.
2007-03-15 06:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had not heard that before. I wish that I still hadn't.
2007-03-15 06:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard everytime the antisecularists and antiatheists say that, god kills a kitten.
PLEASE STOP THE KITTEN SLAUGHTER!
2007-03-15 06:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That will be difficult because wine knocks me on my butt.
2007-03-15 06:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋