2007-03-15 06:48:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lent is the season to consume much spaghetti.
This is the time to repent! Eat as much noodly goodness as you can, so that you can be in sync with all FSM believers everywhere!
2007-03-15 06:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The words of the FSM (PBUH) are TRUE and his clear message is fresh ingredients only, garlic bread with cheese and only then will you be truly saved. Spaghetti from a can is a sin and the FSM (PBUH) will show the sinners and nonbelievers his wrath and cast thee into eternal damnation with Chef Boyardee in pasta hell.
2007-03-15 13:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One must ritually bath in tomato sause, then annoint their bodies in garlic butter...then they must lay prostate upon the ground for no less than half the day in the sun while chanting..."Thou art the wise and knowing pasta and I shall have no other pasta before me!!"
2007-03-15 13:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by mom tree 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Abstain from eating pasta for 40 days, and from all tomato sauces on Fridays.
2007-03-15 13:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You cook and eat pasta of course.
You can add olive oil and parmesan. Tomato sauce is always nice too....
2007-03-15 14:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is important to fast on Fridays. We are restricted to Pasta Primavera only on those days.
2007-03-15 13:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No noodling during lent. Anti-pasta only.
2007-03-15 13:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it involves handing soapy warm washcloths to Catholics to assist them in washing the ash off of their foreheads.
2007-03-15 13:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Morey000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop tossing the spaghetti and meatballs in the air....simply pray before them QUIETLY.
2007-03-15 13:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by ste.phunny 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dress in your pirate costume, go to the pier, and say Arr! at anyone who doesn't shake booty.
2007-03-15 14:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋