After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations." "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months." "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
2007-03-15 06:44:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!
2007-03-15 06:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I certainly have a 20 month crimson headed daughter, and that i continuously shaggy dog tale that she has the temper to verify, yet she is exceedingly plenty behaved, as is my 4 3 hundred and sixty 5 days old daughter. i'm no longer attempting to declare which you're a undesirable mom, as some on right here appeared to advise. yet, whether it become from you, television, others round her, she found out it from some the place.
2016-11-25 21:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-03-15 06:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHaHaHa!! Rust! LOL. LOL.
Kudos to you! 10*
Thanks for the laughs. This is a great joke! LOL.
2007-03-15 08:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pope and queen 1 was better i think
2007-03-15 06:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i have redhair the same thing probly happened to me
2007-03-15 07:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by Cool chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl. Now I know where my grandson came from.
2007-03-15 06:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That's smart.
2007-03-15 06:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY !! Maybe they should call their baby "Drano" since she was responsible for cleaning his pipes!!
2007-03-15 06:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the doctor is just covering up because its his
2007-03-15 06:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by Alyssa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋