THE RESTAURANT
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. But the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
2007-03-15 06:32:36 · 10 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is the best one for a long time, thanks for the good humor
2007-03-15 06:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by michael o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-03-15 06:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Janine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sensational.
2007-03-15 06:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by webcop33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Q: What are the three words a man hates to hear while he's getting a BJ? A:"Honey, I'm home!"
2007-03-15 06:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by widget_1010 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yah I chuckled
2007-03-15 06:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
2007-03-15 06:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats good
2007-03-15 06:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, married life................ LOL.
tsk! tsk! tsk!
Have a great evening!
2007-03-15 09:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok^
2007-03-15 07:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheating whore
2007-03-15 07:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anton M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋