A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!
Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.
Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.
2007-03-15 06:23:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I Bet The Nuns Also Had Drug On Them... :-*
2007-03-15 06:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ur Daddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cute and funny!! Good thing the nuns have a connection "upstairs" -- 119 mph can be deadly!!
2007-03-15 06:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a good penguin joke
2007-03-15 06:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I laughed.
2007-03-15 06:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-15 06:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude this joke is so overrated. it's not even funny anymore .
2007-03-15 15:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by youarestupid(; 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-03-15 06:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great.
2007-03-15 06:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Whew! LOL.
2007-03-15 09:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol excellent!!
2007-03-15 06:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋