Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
2007-03-15 06:13:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is soo good it had me laughing in my office like crazy
2007-03-15 06:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sensational.
2007-03-15 06:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by webcop33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lmao thats funny i give it a 10+++
2007-03-15 06:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me rofl
2007-03-15 06:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
i read this joke everyday but still funny!
2007-03-15 06:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-15 07:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anton M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very smart.
Also funny.
Well done!
2007-03-15 06:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by Up-side-down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before but it's still funny!!! :)
2007-03-15 06:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by nicki2400 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-15 06:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋