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I went out with this gal with a head full of curls more than cream rolls in a bakery. Her friends gave me some inside info that she hated bald men since she had a phobia that fellas like that are either suffering from AIDS or undergoing chemo. I still had a shaved head a memento from my ex-girlfriend who was now back in circulation. But arrangements were to be made and hearts set ablaze. So I arranged for an evening of paddle boating at a quiet pond full of algae where the occasional cat fish would zip through the waters disturbinng the tranquility. Also on the follicle issue I borrowed my uncle's wig and secured it with bubble gum. Cupid however chose to paly mischief and a storm arose when we were boating. My gals curls proved to be fake and flew off with a strong gust of wind. Before I could cry UNCLE my wig was wiggling in my scalp. I grabbed my date's scarf and secured it like a bandana giving her the impression I was a jerk. Should I call her back now or until my hair grows back?

2007-03-15 06:10:00 · 5 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

5 answers

Holly crap, i am laughing my *** off dude......... but yea definitely call her, and write all the details of your up coming dates here, shoot i wouldnt wanna miss out on your date ? please call her back

2007-03-15 07:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by DesiGirl 3 · 0 0

specific!! I ought to tell you a narrative- I also have a aunt who on the time grow to be an alcoholic, and my grandmother died (the aunts mom in regulation) after my grandmother grow to be dressed and arranged they asked the relatives to pass see her till now travelers confirmed up on the funeral abode, to make effective we cherished each and every thing, nicely whilst there, she is below the effect of alcohol, and donning her wig, chatting with the funeral house proprietor, and slurring her words out, and her wig is sliding off of her head, slowly farther and farther it is going, when I positioned my head down, (using fact i all started guffawing plenty, human beings theory i grow to be crying) the wig looked like she had a foul case of receding hairline, she is fairly much bald by employing the way.... omg that grow to be hilarious... only theory i could share... :)

2016-09-30 23:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha,brilliant,you should get a career in writing comedy,that made me laugh,call the girl lol xx

2007-03-15 06:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by NATALIE W 3 · 0 0

Better still,take her for dinner & present her a big jar of Fevicol it will make your 'Joodi' a fevicol ka majboot jood

2007-03-15 08:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

woooooooooo.....keep writing your dating experiences over here....i will be waiting......
well..for the answer call her back...don't worry..u both had same experience....she'll understand..

2007-03-15 07:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by shelly 2 · 0 0

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