I went out with this gal with a head full of curls more than cream rolls in a bakery. Her friends gave me some inside info that she hated bald men since she had a phobia that fellas like that are either suffering from AIDS or undergoing chemo. I still had a shaved head a memento from my ex-girlfriend who was now back in circulation. But arrangements were to be made and hearts set ablaze. So I arranged for an evening of paddle boating at a quiet pond full of algae where the occasional cat fish would zip through the waters disturbinng the tranquility. Also on the follicle issue I borrowed my uncle's wig and secured it with bubble gum. Cupid however chose to paly mischief and a storm arose when we were boating. My gals curls proved to be fake and flew off with a strong gust of wind. Before I could cry UNCLE my wig was wiggling in my scalp. I grabbed my date's scarf and secured it like a bandana giving her the impression I was a jerk. Should I call her back now or until my hair grows back?
2007-03-15
06:10:00
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Kaliyug Ka Plato
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