1) Over Sixties - One-liners
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into
the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list.
2007-03-15 06:04:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
looking forward to my 60's
2007-03-15 06:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I am 60 I will remember that an 'Angel' sent me this list...that's a promise.
2007-03-15 15:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, at 53, know I know what I have to look forward to. LOL.
I like this post. Thanks.
Have a great day!
2007-03-18 09:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pleasantly Unpleasant... Wondering whats your age! :-?
2007-03-15 15:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Philip G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wont be able to live without sex even after I turn 60!!!!
2007-03-16 01:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by kchl_dk007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
save it for u , it will be of some help in ur 60's
2007-03-15 14:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#19 was the best out of them all.
nicely done
2007-03-15 13:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Loveable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Above all this you hold alot of experiences
2007-03-15 13:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by mehta.amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But life is still important and beautiful...
2007-03-15 19:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Papillon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every1 would be pis*ed off by #21.
2007-03-16 07:24:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋