and asked to be invited in for a cup of tea. would you let him in?
2007-03-15 05:56:04 · 45 answers · asked by paTROLLer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and he put on some Footloose music and started dancing, would you join in?
2007-03-15 05:57:25 · update #1
you people crack me up;)
2007-03-15 06:04:18 · update #2
I'd probably strike up a conversation with him about my dead friends in hell, I don't know bout dancing to Footloose music though, maybe Grease music, or Saturday Night Fever.
2007-03-15 06:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Satan came to my house I would let him in. We would probably drink some tea and watch Kung Fu movies all day.
Oh, I love Footloose. Kenny Loggins is my hero!
2007-03-15 06:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by drummerofaband 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would invite him in for tea. Once the footloose music started, I'd ask him to leave.
2007-03-15 05:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would invite Valerie Plame, Joseph Wilson, and Harry Whittington and together we would spend a couple of hours firing buckshot at Satan at point-blank range.
2007-03-15 06:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by ultimatebaseclass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him if he took sugar, ask him why the stupid getup, and if the Footloose music was on permanently in Hell, like Muzak for the masses...
oh, and I would tell him that if his hooves made marks on the floor, I would expect HIS soul in exchange!!!
2007-03-15 06:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by jgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him that I only have coffee and if he'd like some, com'on in! When the music started I'd get right up and dance along!
2007-03-15 06:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by pamomof4 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you win first prize for dumbest question on the R & S section. Congratulations, satan will be paying you a visit to give you your prize, a cup of tea.
2007-03-15 06:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, he seems to be sitting beside you saying to you wild ideas that you don't realize you're near a cliff of intellectual danger. I also realize then, He maybe also sitting beside me luring my faith with great ideas of the world.
Stop this Bro. Your eyes will never see him in flesh but he will always be with you, inviting you to the real death and you will never notice this unless you Know Christ!
Satan will never show his face in a monster-like appearance but you would see him in beauty and you will worship him because he will give all you want, except the Truth.
2007-03-15 06:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by theSeed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he asked for tea? In a heartbeat, but only if he promised to share conversation with me over that tea.
If he asked me to dance, no, I'd have to politely decline.
2007-03-15 06:01:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First, I'd be amazed that he exists... I'd ask him if he wanted to invite his old friend God over too. And sure, tea all around, laced with some good whiskey so we could all chat.
2007-03-15 06:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋