>>> > One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining
>>>of
>>> > serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK,
>>>what
>>> > happened to your back?"
>>> > The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night
>>>club? This
>>> > morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in
>>>my
>>> > bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and
>>>the
>>> > balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
>>>not find
>>> > anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running
>>>out and
>>> > he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
>>> > him,That's how I strained my back"
>>> > The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car
>>>wreck. The
>>> > doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look
>>> > terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
>>> > He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now
>>>.Today
>>> > was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and
>>>was
>>> > running late. I was running out of the building, getting
>>>dressed at
>>> > the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
>>>fridge."
>>> > The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
>>> > patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
>>> > happened to youuuuuu.....?"
>>> > "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd
>>>floor"
2007-03-15 05:43:56 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For Jesus i tried to do what u requested even without asking me , but it always erases all the letters!
if it bothers u then don't waste ur time reading it or even report it :)
2007-03-15 05:51:03 · update #1
well i call it Misfortune!
2007-03-16 04:30:11 · update #2
LOL. I would have to say "Fate"! LOL.
2007-03-18 02:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For now, i'd ought to assert no. Blown calls will always connect the game........the overall public of clown calls easily are not that undesirable, pondering the umpire has to make the decision right away. there are in undemanding words a pair in a given year the position that's totally obtrusive to the bare eye. Over a 162 sport season, the calls wil leven out, like Eric suggested. in spite of the undeniable fact that, I do imagine replay should be used in the playoffs on some thing yet balls and strikes. that's certainly a time at the same time as no individual needs to win/lose a sport because of a decision.
2016-12-02 01:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY, the wife was banging the guy in the fridge, not the one that the husband threw the fridge at!!!
2007-03-15 05:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It was funny everyone involed was in the doctor's office. I would give this a thumbs up!!!
2007-03-15 05:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Home Dogg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A messed up series of events!
2007-03-15 06:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its quite an old one! still funny for the first time readers...
2007-03-15 05:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Good one :D
2007-03-15 05:48:12 · answer #7 · answered by Bliss. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was sooo hilarious its been the best i've read all day
2007-03-15 06:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny variation of a similar joke. great!! very funny.
2007-03-15 05:48:01 · answer #9 · answered by peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny as h**l LMAO
2007-03-15 05:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome
2007-03-15 05:48:01 · answer #11 · answered by hot_kokoa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋